Author Archives: singingpigs

Me, Me, Me

In one of the more annoyingly incomprehensible caprices of the internet, I have been getting “an unusually high number of blog hits” according to my WordPress dashboard-guru thingy. This makes not one lick of flipping sense, since I have not … Continue reading

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Saying No

I have no problem telling my students no.  In fact, I often get an obnoxious pleasure out of it.  Mostly because the questions are so ridiculous. “Can I skip class and go home?” “No.” “Can I sit next to my … Continue reading

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Spring Showers

I’ve been fielding a lot of crying lately.  And not a single tear has been from students. Oh, no, wait.  There was a tear or two from a seventh grade boy in the principal’s office for an altercation with another … Continue reading

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Right-Wing Nutjobs, Liberal Wieners and Kids Know Best

Against my better judgement, I recently waded into a Facebook debate on education. Three seconds and twenty obnoxious Facebook notification dings later, I came to my senses, quickly clicked “stop notifications,” then ran directly to the kitchen where I did … Continue reading

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Notecard Check-ins (the short and simple version)

Who: Every kid you teach What:  Brief, simple check-ins on paper in order to get kids’ direct and honest feedback on anything. When:  Whenever the hell you feel like it.  But ideally, at least once per quarter. Where: On a … Continue reading

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Don’t Touch the Bathroom Pass (and Other Life Advice From a Teacher)

Don’t Touch The Bathroom Pass (and other life advice from a teacher) A few years in the classroom, a few interactions with teenagers and life has taught me a few valuable lessons in the way only a career in public … Continue reading

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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (Teacher Version)

Originally posted on Singing Pigs:
‘Twas the night before Christmas and up in her house, A teacher sat staring, exhausted, at her spouse. Her work clothes were hung in a closet without care, In hopes that just sweatpants for two…

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